Here's just a little tutorial for women on how to pee and poo in the woods if you're needing some ideas... maybe it's your first time! Maybe you're ready to go wild camping where there will be no outhouses or pit toilets. Well, here I give you some ideas on what to expect and how to pull it off. You can do it!
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+GeoMac Granddad airflow will dry you out. I like that one in the wintertime that would be very cold LOL just make sure you have a pocket full of napkins that's what I do if I'm out in those woods I make sure I have a lot of napkins in my pocket or kleenexes.
Hahaha what a mental image! 😮
Give this a try. Use two fingers to hold open your labia majora and clear the area of your urethral opening between your clitoris and vaginal opening. Should straighten up the stream. Additionally, try partial squat or standing with feet widely spread, that will help the slowly flowing part drip off instead of run down.
I find the log handy and it's not too challenging to arrange "the equipment" properly. Although, I've outgrown rough camping in the snow. I found it silly that you'd be wiping after peeing, whether moss or tp. You should be able to mentally get past that one. Do you really wear underwear? Maybe that's it. That would be the first step toward overcoming that limitation. Airflow dries you and helps keep you healthy. Cheers!
I leaned up against a tree grab your pants make sure you don't do anything on them I have done it that way and I also have done the log sitting on the log with your button private parts hanging past the log a little bit do your business and then bury it. I have been camping since the age of 10
Ok goodstuff everybody needs to know! stop being so shy about life! never knew about the rock trick!
hehe living in thailand often the old toilets require a squat= no fun.But all new shopping mall and gasstations
have the modern style but not with toilet paper only the bum gun .no need for papper etc...
good job girl! never any snow in Thailand but the forests are thick not like dear old Vancouver Isl.
Not a different subject everyone is on the same band wagon not unique now bit boring with people getting excited by taking about peeorotherbtoiletbuisness toilet paper can be slow in degrad naturral moss Orleans even handful of snow would help ladies with the pooing logs
In a camping situation, you should have some type of digging tool in the group. A stick, a shovel, a knife, hatchet...something. Dig a trench, squat, bury it. If you're solo, there should be no problem with privacy, only tactics.
If you are caught short on the trail, just make sure you are well off the trail. I always find a slightly sloping incline by a tree ( which I lean my hand on for balance), pull down my drawers and squat holding my clothes as far away from the "stream" as possible. I don't use toilet paper for the little jobs as I always wear a panty liner when hiking. For the larger jobs, I dig that cat hole with the heel of my boot if the soil isn't frozen, and repeat the process for my little jobs. I don't always remember to carry toilet paper with me, but I always have tissues in my pocket.
pooing log works but i have another method. squat holding onto a narrow small tree that stands vertically. pulling onto the tree helps u push that poo out. it keeps u off the ground and ur not sitting on a frozen log. im a 64 yr old toimboy.. trust me it works.
Well, um... if you ask me (not that you did)...
a) she's totally smashed
b) how can you possibly spend 45 days on Vancouver Island? (I spent three. And that included a night with a chick I met there. It's a fairly small island.)
c) bury toilet paper? Seriously. This used to be the standard...30 years ago. Now? PACK IT OUT. As gross as it may sound, I've gotten used to it. Any AT, Muir or PC hikers will know what I mean.
d) I'm sure that Sheltie is a big wilderness dog. (Not.)
e) Yeah, thanks for pooping on the edge of the Yukon (assuming that's even true). (Go at least 100 feet off any waterway, PLEASE.)
f) Uh... that canvas backpack. Really? (I'm not a gear snob, really, but that backpack...?)
I guess I could go on. I mean, this is cute and all, but not serious. Sorry.
a) i'm high on life. b) ALONE season 4 on the History channel. c) Yes. You can bury it. d) my dog is a full size standard collie. e) COMPLETE WILDERNESS and i'm not talking about the edge of the water you dope, just within view. f) OH! you're a gear snob. you're not going to like this channel. I like vintage. Old. Handmade.
I could go on. But I don't rip apart people I don't even know.
I like the pooping log, looks very comfortable. I've also noticed, if you squat to poop and hold your butt cheeks apart far enough, the poop doesn't touch your skin and no need for toilet paper. However, don't try this with explosive poop!
As a zero status man, before I clicked on you video, I hesitated. As a man, It never occurred to me an instructional video on peeing & pooing for women would be a needed thing. I thought, here is something I wont be able to unwatch!...
...Then I clicked & watched you video.
Of course it is funny, perhaps more from a man's perspective, given our external equipment, we are not encumber by the added broad array of difficulties that women face both physically & socially, whether it be wilderness or city slicker pee & poo politics.
It is another area this sensitive zero status man can be of zero assistance to "modern woman", but I did enjoy your video. I did not think I would.
When us men pee & pooh on our selves it is usually because we are undisipline careless dumb arses.
A word warning to men that have not made this mistake. Do NOT go into the woods with a "modern city slicker woman". You pain will likely start long before she need to pee or pooh, but you do not want to wait around for that long. Leaver her there & run!
I suspect I have had little to no exposure to a true wilderness woman, I am guessing they/your kind may be rare, so I don't know maybe there is less pain involved in association :0)
"Girl in the Woods", not sure what your real name is, Brooke I thought someone commented.
One thing that blew me away about you & this seemed a little surreal to me was that you reminded me of the last woman I was close (Not opening to my hitting on you, just relating, because the cat does not care) to/with, but you, minus the negatives. You look so like her & the mannerisms are so similar.
It has been 10 years or more. For all her flaws, I really did loved her, she was a an exceptionally difficult woman to get along with, have not thought of her for a while now. She had chronic health issues so I guess it should never of come as a surprise, the bitch banshee from hell that she was.
:8) I do not know, perhaps in person you are just as unpleasant, youtube does not reveal everything & I guess nor should it.
But with you gentler & seemingly kinder disposition it was nice to remember her more like you & less like her for almost 13 minutes.
Thank you Brooke, if that is your name :0)
I don't talk to any one for 8 to 12 months @ a time, there is bound to be a bit of boiler leakage from time to time.
Though you do not occur as a delicate damsel, I was not trying to make you feel uncomfortable or be creepy.
In hindsight we probably could of both done with out me sharing any of that.
For peeing, for a woman, buy a half size large can of tomato juice or a can of beans, empty it, then squeeze it so the top is an oval shape. Then you can stick that in your crotch, pee, and nobody can see anything. For pooing, for myself, I left a pail and used a rag for TP. I hung the rag on a tree branch and a squirrel took it and chewed it up. I need to use a pail because I find it hard to stand up if I squat. Squatting is only for younger people. The can gets holes in it from the acid in the pee, and then it leaks so you need to get a new can from time to time unless you can find something made from glass. One guy was saying to use an empty jar of Cheez Whix. I don't know how to use the Go Girl.
I can think of one thing worse than having Pee all over you
Also a tip that I don’t see in the comments is find a nice flexible sapling and grab it when you lean back it’s not as hard on your legs
The pinecones must be a lot softer where you are I would probably just walk back to camp with one sock missing Lmao
Poor 3rd world women don’t wear pants too often or carry t.p.. so they just pull their panties down if they wear any, and squat to pee. In a privatish place of course.
To poop, find a log , pull your pants or panties down, sit on the log with your butt hanging over and go to your pleasure then get some dry leaves to wipe.
Make sure no snakes or other wild animals are around or they will eat or drink what’s coming out from you as it is coming out of you.
These are things I’ve seen and done myself on trips to the Caribbean when i was very very young.
Pee and poop comes on you uninvited anywhere anytime and poor people don’t carry t.p. so most times its just do your deed and pull your pants up. Our behinds are trained to stay clean post pooping unless it is watery diarrhea or very soft.
Toilet paper or t.p is unaffordable to the very poor so bush, leaves or old newspaper, magazine or pulled apart cardboard works for them in the latrine (outhouse). My take on how the very poor poop at home or away in Third world countries where people grow up using the woods most of the time without any of your luxuries or preps.
No, No, No. You are doing it all wrong. What you need to pee or poop in the woods is a "Cheek Spreader". What a Cheek Spreader is; is two branches about 5+ feet long. You put those two branches parallel, about 4 inches apart. Stick one end on the ground and the other end is propped up on a log or large rock. The two parallel branches form about a 30-40 degree angle from the ground to the top of the log. Now you sit comfortably on the two branches as a seat, back to the log, and facing towards the lower end of the branches. You poop in between the two branches. It is called a cheek spreader because, when you sit on the parallel branches, your weight causes your cheeks to spread out. That's mountain engineering.
+Girl in the Woods You should try it and repost this video. I think your viewers would benefit greatly from this method. There are always fallen branches in the woods and I quickly assemble a cheek spreader whenever I need one. It is comfortable, no pressure on your legs (like when squatting), and you don't have to worry about getting poop on your clothes.
Hallo Mrs. Whipple,
lean back with your Back on to an Tree go a little bit down, like you sitting on a chair and do your buissiness . Specially your Hands being free and you got no frozen legs. The rest covered or diggit .
What I look for is a Eura-pee-in tree, Once you find one, get behind it then your-a peein! LOL! I know that's a dumb joke but I always feel the need to tell it when I'm hiking with a group and they wonder where to go. LOL!
I know this is gross....lol....i used to live in the woods and one day i was out walking with my dogs and had to crap and couldn't wait to get back home so I had to go in woods...after i was done my dog rushed over and ate it...well, i was sooo grossed out! next time i was in woods and same predicament occurred, i thought i would outsmart the dog and cover it with leaves, twigs and big rocks...well, this doggie was much smarter than me and moved the rock, dug away the debris and of course, to my horror, chowed down once again....i felt slightly reluctant to give his kisses in her nose for a few hours hahaha....oh, animals....they have it so much easier in ways!! xo
Hi Brooke, recently found your videos. I don't have TV so never heard of Alone. sounds tough! I was told many years ago by a backpacker that if you had to poo find a large rock and turn it over, then poo where it was and flip it back covering your dooty. Not heard the term poo log but have used the technique. Good videos, Michele is funny!
I'm 74, and plan to tent camp this summer. I have my own tent but at my age night time is a problem. I found the plastic oval ice cream container will work well. It has a lid so can be emptied in the morning. Also stores the T paper.
lol you won my sub with the 4th of July Survival Russia parody video of Lars lol. great video :) when I was in the military I was out on a field exercise once and me and this big guy friend of mine were playing aggressor opfor against some troops. we shot them up with blanks and of course hauled ass away as some of them gave chase. He had a sudden and unexpected urge to purge his bowels and was about to drop a load in his pants lol. we had to stop and he dropped trou and leaned his back against a tree like a grizzly bear sitting in a chair and let it go. hiked up his pants then we were off again . I thought at the time "well, that worked!" yeah, guy had zero amount of modesty , just couldn't care less lol.
I used to use the Pstyle and it's good. But then I used the Pibella. It's smaller and easier to use with less "misdirecting" the urine stream when going large volume. I like it much better as easier to stash in purse or pack and actually easier to use. I was initially more scared, however, with first few uses that I would "miss the right positioning spot" but it's actually easier to use. Try in shower first then you're fine.
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F.U.D.'s...Female Urinary Devices. Our lady soldiers have been using them for years. Many different brands out there and the PStyle is one of the more popular. While all are similar, it really comes down to individual preference..our bodies are not the same shape and some women I know have had to try several before they found "the one" for them. Almost all of them tell you to practice in the shower first. I should have, lol. My first time didn't have quite the happy ending that yours did. I love mine and love the freedom of standing and not having to disrobe especially when I have a pack on my back. Pop it in, do the deed and keep on hiking!
My girls and I are just getting into wilderness camping, this video is extremely helpful information presented clearly and with some humor, perfect to give them an idea what to do when they doo doo in the woods! 👍
Three things come to mind. Don't pick a spot near the water that someone else may use and not in the perfect camping spot some one else may want to use. Also keep track of where you came from going back the wrong direction is a big problem.
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