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Ladies- How to Pee & Poo in the Woods

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Here's just a little tutorial for women on how to pee and poo in the woods if you're needing some ideas... maybe it's your first time! Maybe you're ready to go wild camping where there will be no outhouses or pit toilets. Well, here I give you some ideas on what to expect and how to pull it off. You can do it! Find PStyle in my Amazon store, plus other recommended gear and gift ideas: https://www.amazon.com/shop/girlinthewoods By shopping at my store you are helping to support my channel! This is my Amazon affiliate store. Thank you! Thank you for your views, comments, and support! My Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/girlinthewoodsgoods?ref=shop_sugg Winter: Brooke Whipple PO Box 281 Reed City, MI 49677 My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/girlinthewoodz/ Skylar Willow: A perfume inspired by nature! Click here- https://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=1156790&u=1773211&m=78588 Looking for a gift for someone to spark adventure in their life? Check out The Nomadik Adventure Subscription boxes: https://shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=916831&u=1773211&m=65276&urllink=&afftrack= My husband Dave Whipple's YouTube channel, Bushradical: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo698VL13Dip93yh0f4Rc5Q
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Girl in the Woods (3 months ago)
OH- and i forgot to mention that pinecones make great TP too.... not joking!
Karen Lee (6 days ago)
+GeoMac Granddad airflow will dry you out. I like that one in the wintertime that would be very cold LOL just make sure you have a pocket full of napkins that's what I do if I'm out in those woods I make sure I have a lot of napkins in my pocket or kleenexes.
GeoMac Granddad (17 days ago)
+Dee Thompson Hahaha what a mental image! 😮 Give this a try. Use two fingers to hold open your labia majora and clear the area of your urethral opening between your clitoris and vaginal opening. Should straighten up the stream. Additionally, try partial squat or standing with feet widely spread, that will help the slowly flowing part drip off instead of run down.
GeoMac Granddad (17 days ago)
I find the log handy and it's not too challenging to arrange "the equipment" properly. Although, I've outgrown rough camping in the snow. I found it silly that you'd be wiping after peeing, whether moss or tp. You should be able to mentally get past that one. Do you really wear underwear? Maybe that's it. That would be the first step toward overcoming that limitation. Airflow dries you and helps keep you healthy. Cheers!
jedediahbc (1 month ago)
You could use the pee style tool to pee with it clean it off and use it for a spoon to eat with also. A multi tool applacatoin I would say.
B D (2 days ago)
6:57 lmao... pooping logs are awesome
Shannon Nava (5 days ago)
My favorite video so far ♥️♥️ Just loved and appreciated the honesty. If only the majority of society had it as well.
Brian Clarke (5 days ago)
oh come on people this is taking the piss ! lol great invention , in the UK its called a shewee.
Spirit CrossWind (7 days ago)
She rocks her world when she does not have toilet paper
Spirit CrossWind (7 days ago)
If you don't dig deep enough to bury it attracts bears
Karen Lee (11 days ago)
I leaned up against a tree grab your pants make sure you don't do anything on them I have done it that way and I also have done the log sitting on the log with your button private parts hanging past the log a little bit do your business and then bury it. I have been camping since the age of 10
greg harstone (12 days ago)
Ok goodstuff everybody needs to know! stop being so shy about life! never knew about the rock trick! hehe living in thailand often the old toilets require a squat= no fun.But all new shopping mall and gasstations have the modern style but not with toilet paper only the bum gun .no need for papper etc... good job girl! never any snow in Thailand but the forests are thick not like dear old Vancouver Isl.
Michele M (13 days ago)
Love the silence to looking to camp it is going to be the first withput husband but seems a must . Thanks for all the travel
Robin Glover (14 days ago)
Woo hoo i get to pee standing up!i love getting out and camping but can't squat anymore!!thanks for sharing
CricketMcCrickets (19 days ago)
wha...? Have some women lost this innate ability that they need a tutioral?
Girl in the Woods (18 days ago)
yes if you're new to all this ... you really don't know
Marty McGill (19 days ago)
No worries, the dog will eat the evidence.
fritha grimmsdottir (22 days ago)
rather than a plain squat, i hold a small tree and lean downhill, backwards. runs down and away.
Liam Oboyle (23 days ago)
Not a different subject everyone is on the same band wagon not unique now bit boring with people getting excited by taking about peeorotherbtoiletbuisness toilet paper can be slow in degrad naturral moss Orleans even handful of snow would help ladies with the pooing logs
Ingrid S27EC (26 days ago)
I liked your video :) and had a giggle. Very practical and thank you for the info.
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Girl in the Woods (26 days ago)
it's a natural process... just because you're outdoors doesn't make it ewwwww.
Pironick (27 days ago)
Step 1: Pee Step 2: Poo
Scott Jenkins (27 days ago)
In a camping situation, you should have some type of digging tool in the group. A stick, a shovel, a knife, hatchet...something. Dig a trench, squat, bury it. If you're solo, there should be no problem with privacy, only tactics.
Ellen Richardson (1 month ago)
Gee and I wondered what in life I was missing out on. Now I know....gross!!!!
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
it's not gross. it's doing your biz outside.
Man Hater (1 month ago)
I can't believe you took the time to make a video like this.
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
it's actually relevant to people who travel in the outdoors
Kevin McElroy (1 month ago)
I would lean forward against a tree or log.
Doug Rogillio (1 month ago)
Silence is medicinal
Izzy. cute (1 month ago)
This was very helpful
Mrs Bojangles (1 month ago)
If you are caught short on the trail, just make sure you are well off the trail. I always find a slightly sloping incline by a tree ( which I lean my hand on for balance), pull down my drawers and squat holding my clothes as far away from the "stream" as possible. I don't use toilet paper for the little jobs as I always wear a panty liner when hiking. For the larger jobs, I dig that cat hole with the heel of my boot if the soil isn't frozen, and repeat the process for my little jobs. I don't always remember to carry toilet paper with me, but I always have tissues in my pocket.
karen holman (1 month ago)
pooing log works but i have another method. squat holding onto a narrow small tree that stands vertically. pulling onto the tree helps u push that poo out. it keeps u off the ground and ur not sitting on a frozen log. im a 64 yr old toimboy.. trust me it works.
J. Mark Lane (1 month ago)
Well, um... if you ask me (not that you did)... a) she's totally smashed b) how can you possibly spend 45 days on Vancouver Island? (I spent three. And that included a night with a chick I met there. It's a fairly small island.) c) bury toilet paper? Seriously. This used to be the standard...30 years ago. Now? PACK IT OUT. As gross as it may sound, I've gotten used to it. Any AT, Muir or PC hikers will know what I mean. d) I'm sure that Sheltie is a big wilderness dog. (Not.) e) Yeah, thanks for pooping on the edge of the Yukon (assuming that's even true). (Go at least 100 feet off any waterway, PLEASE.) f) Uh... that canvas backpack. Really? (I'm not a gear snob, really, but that backpack...?) I guess I could go on. I mean, this is cute and all, but not serious. Sorry.
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
a) i'm high on life. b) ALONE season 4 on the History channel. c) Yes. You can bury it. d) my dog is a full size standard collie. e) COMPLETE WILDERNESS and i'm not talking about the edge of the water you dope, just within view. f) OH! you're a gear snob. you're not going to like this channel. I like vintage. Old. Handmade. I could go on. But I don't rip apart people I don't even know.
Teresa Blair (1 month ago)
Where are you in Ak? I’m in Wasilla. If you’re close let’s hook up.
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
north of fairbanks
Carolyn Sparks (1 month ago)
You squat drop your drawers and let it fly..
Ellen Richardson (1 month ago)
Exactly
Patrica Dyson (1 month ago)
Go behind a Tree.
Triatic Nomadics (1 month ago)
I would need the pstyle because my knees do not like to squat! It would definitely help with those of us who are on the heavy side.
Ellen Richardson (1 month ago)
Ya mean 2 tons a fun?!
Tara Miller (1 month ago)
I like the pooping log, looks very comfortable. I've also noticed, if you squat to poop and hold your butt cheeks apart far enough, the poop doesn't touch your skin and no need for toilet paper. However, don't try this with explosive poop!
Leon Kane (1 month ago)
As a zero status man, before I clicked on you video, I hesitated. As a man, It never occurred to me an instructional video on peeing & pooing for women would be a needed thing. I thought, here is something I wont be able to unwatch!... ...Then I clicked & watched you video. Of course it is funny, perhaps more from a man's perspective, given our external equipment, we are not encumber by the added broad array of difficulties that women face both physically & socially, whether it be wilderness or city slicker pee & poo politics. It is another area this sensitive zero status man can be of zero assistance to "modern woman", but I did enjoy your video. I did not think I would. When us men pee & pooh on our selves it is usually because we are undisipline careless dumb arses. A word warning to men that have not made this mistake. Do NOT go into the woods with a "modern city slicker woman". You pain will likely start long before she need to pee or pooh, but you do not want to wait around for that long. Leaver her there & run! I suspect I have had little to no exposure to a true wilderness woman, I am guessing they/your kind may be rare, so I don't know maybe there is less pain involved in association :0) "Girl in the Woods", not sure what your real name is, Brooke I thought someone commented. One thing that blew me away about you & this seemed a little surreal to me was that you reminded me of the last woman I was close (Not opening to my hitting on you, just relating, because the cat does not care) to/with, but you, minus the negatives. You look so like her & the mannerisms are so similar. It has been 10 years or more. For all her flaws, I really did loved her, she was a an exceptionally difficult woman to get along with, have not thought of her for a while now. She had chronic health issues so I guess it should never of come as a surprise, the bitch banshee from hell that she was. :8) I do not know, perhaps in person you are just as unpleasant, youtube does not reveal everything & I guess nor should it. But with you gentler & seemingly kinder disposition it was nice to remember her more like you & less like her for almost 13 minutes. Thank you Brooke, if that is your name :0)
Leon Kane (1 month ago)
I don't talk to any one for 8 to 12 months @ a time, there is bound to be a bit of boiler leakage from time to time. Sorry Though you do not occur as a delicate damsel, I was not trying to make you feel uncomfortable or be creepy. In hindsight we probably could of both done with out me sharing any of that. :8*
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
wow quite the reply! glad yo enjoyed the vid :)
Gary Mack (1 month ago)
Thanks, this was very informative. I will make sure my wife watches too.
Michael Rutledge (1 month ago)
How to poo in the woods??? Ask a bear!!!
Arthur Amazons (1 month ago)
your great I like to call it potty too
Arthur Amazons (1 month ago)
I think pooping logs are great and would work for me
Arthur Amazons (1 month ago)
this really helpful
Sonny Dey (1 month ago)
Bears like human scat....
Taylor Williams (1 month ago)
Where is the wipe 's.
Taylor Williams (1 month ago)
Just do it"
Lawton Murrey (1 month ago)
very very funny. REALLY enjoyed this video !
Robert Copeland (1 month ago)
When you pinch a loaf in the woods girls you'll be a true Outdoors woman
Onethatknows (1 month ago)
thank you ,,, now my life is complete !!
david jones (1 month ago)
the video "how to pee standing up" is better
Hugh Forsyth (1 month ago)
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john m (1 month ago)
Seventh Generation makes a unbleached toilet paper that is light brown in color. It's at least a little bit more camouflaged than white toilet paper and it's more natural for the environment.
matsranch (1 month ago)
I was a boy who worked in the Yukon for a summer wrangling and a poo log was great. Congrats ladies on your pee catcher!
Bert Kelly (1 month ago)
Ha ha, looking for a log to leave a log while wiping with a log......
Patrick O'Donovan (1 month ago)
We love your videos. You are a great instructor and very informative. Thank you for being you!
buck rowley (1 month ago)
girl in the woods nope its too long you wont be able to make it maybe girl in I read the pinecones and asked my dog how they do it with no paper but he wasn't talking so...
Adriana Vaca (1 month ago)
Loved your video specially the poopy log. I always said men have it easy when "they have to go" I will check out device your friend gave you so you could "go" standing up.
Susan Story (1 month ago)
For peeing, for a woman, buy a half size large can of tomato juice or a can of beans, empty it, then squeeze it so the top is an oval shape. Then you can stick that in your crotch, pee, and nobody can see anything. For pooing, for myself, I left a pail and used a rag for TP. I hung the rag on a tree branch and a squirrel took it and chewed it up. I need to use a pail because I find it hard to stand up if I squat. Squatting is only for younger people. The can gets holes in it from the acid in the pee, and then it leaks so you need to get a new can from time to time unless you can find something made from glass. One guy was saying to use an empty jar of Cheez Whix. I don't know how to use the Go Girl.
Joseph Winkler (1 month ago)
I can think of one thing worse than having Pee all over you Also a tip that I don’t see in the comments is find a nice flexible sapling and grab it when you lean back it’s not as hard on your legs The pinecones must be a lot softer where you are I would probably just walk back to camp with one sock missing Lmao
Victoria Love (1 month ago)
thank you!
Pilgrim Carolee (1 month ago)
Thanks Brooke! Big help. May legs are not strong enough any more so this really helps. 😉
Yvonne Camacho (1 month ago)
Poor 3rd world women don’t wear pants too often or carry t.p.. so they just pull their panties down if they wear any, and squat to pee. In a privatish place of course. To poop, find a log , pull your pants or panties down, sit on the log with your butt hanging over and go to your pleasure then get some dry leaves to wipe. Make sure no snakes or other wild animals are around or they will eat or drink what’s coming out from you as it is coming out of you. These are things I’ve seen and done myself on trips to the Caribbean when i was very very young. Pee and poop comes on you uninvited anywhere anytime and poor people don’t carry t.p. so most times its just do your deed and pull your pants up. Our behinds are trained to stay clean post pooping unless it is watery diarrhea or very soft. Toilet paper or t.p is unaffordable to the very poor so bush, leaves or old newspaper, magazine or pulled apart cardboard works for them in the latrine (outhouse). My take on how the very poor poop at home or away in Third world countries where people grow up using the woods most of the time without any of your luxuries or preps.
blu (1 month ago)
Use water or snow with a little piece of cloth for clean & wipe. Or leaves. 😃
Susan Johnson (1 month ago)
You are hilarious
roger davis (1 month ago)
My rock won't flush.
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
lol
Blanca Beltran (1 month ago)
I love all your 💡
Michael F (1 month ago)
Be careful of where yo go,I know someone who tried to go poo and damm near got bit by a rattlesnake needless to say she doesn't go camping anymore!!!
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
yikes
Ralph Johnson (1 month ago)
I've had to cut the bottoms of my pant legs off before :/ 40 years ago. I have never been without a couple of paper towels in my pocket since. Thank you for addressing this issue!
Julie Bronson (1 month ago)
Kids can learn how to lookup porn in school but have little to save their lives with when shit hits the fan. These videos can be VERY important to those taught to be dumber than dirt itself.
TheGearhead222 (1 month ago)
Yew are just too funny sometimes!;)-John in Texas
randy beard (1 month ago)
Doing #2 should be the same for Both Sexes--wearing coveralls creates a little more difficulty for man or woman...
Mike Nettles (1 month ago)
No, No, No. You are doing it all wrong. What you need to pee or poop in the woods is a "Cheek Spreader". What a Cheek Spreader is; is two branches about 5+ feet long. You put those two branches parallel, about 4 inches apart. Stick one end on the ground and the other end is propped up on a log or large rock. The two parallel branches form about a 30-40 degree angle from the ground to the top of the log. Now you sit comfortably on the two branches as a seat, back to the log, and facing towards the lower end of the branches. You poop in between the two branches. It is called a cheek spreader because, when you sit on the parallel branches, your weight causes your cheeks to spread out. That's mountain engineering.
Mike Nettles (1 month ago)
+Girl in the Woods You should try it and repost this video. I think your viewers would benefit greatly from this method. There are always fallen branches in the woods and I quickly assemble a cheek spreader whenever I need one. It is comfortable, no pressure on your legs (like when squatting), and you don't have to worry about getting poop on your clothes.
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
very technical!
Walter Gottschalk (1 month ago)
Hallo Mrs. Whipple, lean back with your Back on to an Tree go a little bit down, like you sitting on a chair and do your buissiness . Specially your Hands being free and you got no frozen legs. The rest covered or diggit . GfG Walter
Sarah Lawrence (1 month ago)
I would overflow that thing that porta thing won't work for me ,I bet you can cut one from a plastic bottle
Lori Oliver (1 month ago)
“If you’re out in the woods peeing...you’re having a pretty good day.” 😄
Coaching With Kelly (1 month ago)
"You just gotta make do" LOL and you almost squatted on the dog 😂
Yiṣḥāq David (1 month ago)
What did I type in to find this video? " wood piss ninja time"
sue mcfarlane (1 month ago)
Rocks worked for the Roman only they shared them in communal toilets
Coaching With Kelly (1 month ago)
sue mcfarlane ewwwww!
sue mcfarlane (1 month ago)
You also need to be 100 metres from a water sorce
sagrammyfour (1 month ago)
My idea of roughing it is less than two bathrooms...
Girl in the Woods (1 month ago)
lol
Jeff E (1 month ago)
Good topic
Axerxes (1 month ago)
Brooke..... Outstanding!! Thanks for sharing. Ax
Leslie Weger (1 month ago)
The pstyle is perfect for me. I have bad knees so I can't squat anymore.
Leslie Weger (1 month ago)
If you don't have a little spade a stick works great to dig a hole for poop!
Paleoman52 (1 month ago)
What I look for is a Eura-pee-in tree, Once you find one, get behind it then your-a peein! LOL! I know that's a dumb joke but I always feel the need to tell it when I'm hiking with a group and they wonder where to go. LOL!
Arthur Amazons (1 month ago)
how do you swipe your do you take toilet paper xx
Vanellope Von Schweetz (1 month ago)
Thank you so much for this video!!! I'm going camping for the first time ever and I was kinda intimidated on how to go about it. This makes me feel a little better :)
sue zaple (2 months ago)
good one Brook i have had to do this quite often while camping in the bush , having a view does help
Jim Layey (2 months ago)
i use a rock to wipe after poo
Jay Mac Tíre (2 months ago)
They used to used the stones technique in ancient times moss is good for a lot of things 🐾
andrew ames (2 months ago)
All that dirt your walking on is poop.
Dawna (2 months ago)
I know this is gross....lol....i used to live in the woods and one day i was out walking with my dogs and had to crap and couldn't wait to get back home so I had to go in woods...after i was done my dog rushed over and ate it...well, i was sooo grossed out! next time i was in woods and same predicament occurred, i thought i would outsmart the dog and cover it with leaves, twigs and big rocks...well, this doggie was much smarter than me and moved the rock, dug away the debris and of course, to my horror, chowed down once again....i felt slightly reluctant to give his kisses in her nose for a few hours hahaha....oh, animals....they have it so much easier in ways!! xo
HaHaHaHa-HaHaHaHa Thanks I Really Needed A Good Laugh Tonight!!! LMAO... Now I Wish I Had A Cigar After That... ;~)))
Charlotte Moore (2 months ago)
Just found your channel and love it.
Poppageno (2 months ago)
Hi Brooke, recently found your videos. I don't have TV so never heard of Alone. sounds tough! I was told many years ago by a backpacker that if you had to poo find a large rock and turn it over, then poo where it was and flip it back covering your dooty. Not heard the term poo log but have used the technique. Good videos, Michele is funny!
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
thanks for watching!
Grey Mare (2 months ago)
Always be discreet & leave no trace. LOL or pee/poo tracks on yourself🤣. Thanks for info and the giggles!
Sharilee Engle (2 months ago)
I'm 74, and plan to tent camp this summer. I have my own tent but at my age night time is a problem. I found the plastic oval ice cream container will work well. It has a lid so can be emptied in the morning. Also stores the T paper.
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
Sounds good Sharilee good luck!!!
Angie K (2 months ago)
I got the giggles half way in to this video. I will now be scouting my surroundings for "poop logs" wherever I go :)
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
yup!
Kayla Babson (2 months ago)
lol you won my sub with the 4th of July Survival Russia parody video of Lars lol. great video :) when I was in the military I was out on a field exercise once and me and this big guy friend of mine were playing aggressor opfor against some troops. we shot them up with blanks and of course hauled ass away as some of them gave chase. He had a sudden and unexpected urge to purge his bowels and was about to drop a load in his pants lol. we had to stop and he dropped trou and leaned his back against a tree like a grizzly bear sitting in a chair and let it go. hiked up his pants then we were off again . I thought at the time "well, that worked!" yeah, guy had zero amount of modesty , just couldn't care less lol.
Kayla Babson (2 months ago)
Girl in the Woods Definitely! lol. thank you, I really like the channel. we dont get a whole lot of this stuff from the female point of view :)
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
LOL well, it's better than the alternative!!! thanks for watching and welcome to my channel :)
Andrew N/A (2 months ago)
Haha find a tree drop the pants and go watch out for wasps poison oak and ivy lmfao
S. Chacon (2 months ago)
I used to use the Pstyle and it's good. But then I used the Pibella. It's smaller and easier to use with less "misdirecting" the urine stream when going large volume. I like it much better as easier to stash in purse or pack and actually easier to use. I was initially more scared, however, with first few uses that I would "miss the right positioning spot" but it's actually easier to use. Try in shower first then you're fine. see https://pibella.com or Amazon
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
sweet thanks! will check it out
Cynthia Jarrell (2 months ago)
F.U.D.'s...Female Urinary Devices. Our lady soldiers have been using them for years. Many different brands out there and the PStyle is one of the more popular. While all are similar, it really comes down to individual preference..our bodies are not the same shape and some women I know have had to try several before they found "the one" for them. Almost all of them tell you to practice in the shower first. I should have, lol. My first time didn't have quite the happy ending that yours did. I love mine and love the freedom of standing and not having to disrobe especially when I have a pack on my back. Pop it in, do the deed and keep on hiking!
SB Lair (1 month ago)
SheWee is my fave
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
yes very handy!
Irishluck 74 (2 months ago)
😂😂😂😂😂
C W (2 months ago)
My girls and I are just getting into wilderness camping, this video is extremely helpful information presented clearly and with some humor, perfect to give them an idea what to do when they doo doo in the woods! 👍
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
thank you and good luck girls!
Randy Smith (2 months ago)
Funny, but good advice! Nothing like pooping in deep snow with the wind blowing across your bare bum.
Girl in the Woods (2 months ago)
mmmm yup
David Johnson (2 months ago)
Three things come to mind. Don't pick a spot near the water that someone else may use and not in the perfect camping spot some one else may want to use. Also keep track of where you came from going back the wrong direction is a big problem.

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