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Justice League: Doom - Alfred's Sarcasm

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What does Alfred have to say about Batman making a mess in the Batcave?
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Asgard Ninja (9 days ago)
Batman is Alfred's b*tch
ROBO Bow (26 days ago)
Best Dad award goes to Alfred lol, Put Batman or I guess Bruce Wayne in his place hahahaha.
Alfred is the best dad
Mr. L (1 month ago)
Alfred is so savage, it’s perfect. One person Batman can never beat 😆
Dexter Nexus (1 month ago)
Imagine Alfred BECOMING a Batman! Joker: quits Pinguin: quits Bane: quits Pinguin: quits Ivy: becomes carnivore Superman: becomes paranoid
superkami guru (2 months ago)
BECAUSE HE'S BAMAN .......'S butler
superkami guru (2 months ago)
Sarcastic Alfred, this is how it should be. Not like the those other Alfred's.
Azrulroy Rosli (2 months ago)
I have a butler!
Taiga Xp (2 months ago)
This Alfred in particular can tell that you've "Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lad/lass?" You see, it turns out he's actually Brynjolf from Skyrim and he's also an interdimensional traveler who has since been to many worlds like those of Assassin's Creed III (as Lincoln) and Halo, where he (the Prophet of Truth) lost his mind and tried to send us all on the Great Journey. Pretty fucked up right? (I am sorry. It could not be helped.)
Robert Simon (2 months ago)
He should be the M of the Justice League. Like, he can assign missions to each superhero.
Y2K (2 months ago)
The day Alfred joins the Justice League is the day the criminal underworld is well and truly FUCKED (not that they weren't already b/c batman).
Grandimations (2 months ago)
Ok, JARVIS vs Alfred Death Battle when???
MetroXLR (2 months ago)
Alfred is so underused in DC that man forget that part of his backstory was being a secret agent for the British government before he retired from it, and became the Wayne Family butler. In a sense, that's like saying "James Bond" raised Batman (which makes some weird sense.)
Andrew Pitts (3 months ago)
Alfred. the only being that can command Batman
Fandom Editor (3 months ago)
Amazing XD the classic dad
TheMonsterGamer 54 (3 months ago)
Alfred is such a Badass
Anne Compton (3 months ago)
"you can eat while you brood, And I'll put in your stitches myself. It will be delightful, im sure."
Adam Hovey (4 months ago)
I love Batman, but come on, Alfred is the real superhero here.
Kyla Sharma (4 months ago)
“ bleeding on my nice clean floor” I see no blood 0:45
Alex Dinu (4 months ago)
Batman: Alfred you're fired Alfred: No i'm not Batman: You're right, sorry
Judah Harrigan (5 months ago)
This is the greatest scene I've ever seen. It's even better because it's just a normal scene with Batman and Alfred
Mehmet Karamemiş (5 months ago)
“You can eat while you brood” hahahhahah.
Anton A. (5 months ago)
"Whenever you try to stitch yourself up, you do make a bloody mess ."
Giljon Tuazon (5 months ago)
Batman can't say no to alfred
Emiley Clark (5 months ago)
Superman's weakness; Kryptonite Batman's weakness; Alfred
The Spider-Man (5 months ago)
Alfred, the king of roasting.
#1 in a list of Alfred Pennyworth moments. He's the perfect Bat-ler (I couldn't resist).
darkgable85 (5 months ago)
Alfred wants that smoke 😆
gibbs615 (5 months ago)
Only ALFRED knows how to handle Batman lol
Lowkeylie (5 months ago)
0:31 I just LOVE the way Bruce says “Fine” when Alfred forces him to rest. He sounds like a petulant child reluctantly listening to their parent.
2020Surya S315 (5 months ago)
Alfred's the GOAT.
CauseScience (5 months ago)
Project Luraz (5 months ago)
Alfred is My Favorite out of the Bat Family
Deadlyaztec27 (5 months ago)
What does Alfred say at 00:17 when he says "I'm being uncharacteristically *chanty* with you"? Edit: Apparently he says "uncharacteristically *gentle* with you" lol
Deadlyaztec27 (4 months ago)
@Epic Walrus No, he definitely says gentile. I looked it up.
Epic Walrus (4 months ago)
I think he says "I'm being uncharacteristically chatty with you."
az zahar (5 months ago)
Bruce became Batman when his parents dead. Imagine what he'll be if Alfred is the one who dies
probotboyxxx (5 months ago)
Batman knows it's not good to argue with someone who knocked Superman out.
Tristan Jambre (6 months ago)
Alfred: Who sez batman can owned all of the Justice League... Please!!!
Sofia Felici (6 months ago)
You can eat while you brood
Nick Z (6 months ago)
Alfred is the friend we all need
Christian McCarthy (7 months ago)
Damn if Batman needed a contingency against the Justice league all he needed to do was invite them over when Alfred was having a bad day
ライダーRider (7 months ago)
The pecking order goes like this. Alfred > Batman > DC
Ria Baxter (7 months ago)
Bruce sounds like some impatient teenager trying to brush of his grandmother's fussing, its hilarious!
Mike Trough (8 months ago)
The butler he needs but not the one he deserves
Nick Lanni (8 months ago)
Alfred basically has the same relationship with batman that my dad has with me
Eternal Sentry (8 months ago)
Batman knows how to take down the entirity of the JL but does the JL know how to take down Batman? The answer to that is simple: Alfred.
Luxai (8 months ago)
It's one thing to hear that you need rest from your super powered friends. It's another to hear it from the human that you trust more than yourself.
Anbu Black Ops (8 months ago)
Kadeem The Dream (8 months ago)
My god, Alfred gives a fuck while not giving a fuck. He's really one of my favorites lmao
Supriya Rani (9 months ago)
That shows why there are 15k likes and below 100 dislikes (at the time of writing this).
OriginalTharios (9 months ago)
Great butlers of history...from greatest to least Alfred Pennyworth Sebastian (Overlord) Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler) Wadsworth (Clue) Niles (The Nanny) Geoffrey (Fresh Prince)
FishBall307 (10 months ago)
Only Alfred can fuck with Batman
Strive And Prosper (10 months ago)
Alfred the only dude that puts bats in check, alfred the man
Benji Heartz (10 months ago)
I admire the love and respect that Bruce has for Alfred.
LittleCookie Monster (11 months ago)
lol, Alfred is such a mom.
Audrey Ruby (11 months ago)
Alfred is savage
Uchiha Bros (11 months ago)
Batman has incapacitated the entire justice league and beaten supermen, never Alfred tho lol.
meg grotte (11 months ago)
Bruce lets Lucius run the company probably. they have meetings maybe once a month most likely:)
meg grotte (11 months ago)
Alfred is awesome
Alfred, the only person in the world who could control Batman.
M. Bu (1 year ago)
R.I.P Efrem Zembalist Jr
FACELESS ASMR (1 year ago)
You can eat while you brood 😂
Kyla Sharma (1 year ago)
Imagine if Alfred was a villain he would be able to do anything Ppl say batman is the smartest (even superman) He does the figuring out and the jl do the rest most of the time so ALFRED COULD WRECK EVERYTHING
JoJoFan87 (1 year ago)
You can talk shit about the live-action DC movies but the Animated shows/movies are fucking god-tier.
SuperMrCRAZYMAN (1 year ago)
alfred is one of the few characters that can level the playing field with batman when it comes to discussions.
Abigail Medin (1 year ago)
"You can eat while you brood." Hehe...
Steven Huddy (1 year ago)
Heh, it's amazing how much of father Alfred is for Batman. Lord knows Bruce deserves someone to care about him. He sure doesn't seem to at times.
Bruce Wayne (1 year ago)
I love alfred
Thomas Johnson (1 year ago)
I love that Batman is like a 10 year old kid who doesn't want to go to bed. But Alfred!!! I have work to do uggghhh FINE
some guy 1 (1 year ago)
i want a 3 way sass battle between Gregory House, Alfred Pennyworth and Tony Stark.
shadowboy 2 (1 year ago)
LOL! it's like hearing an edgy kid obey their parents rules and orders.
Cory Ames (1 year ago)
Alfred is just super badass. The Animated shows and movies, Alan Napier, Michael Gough, Michael Caine, Jeremy Irons and Sean Pertwee. And the Arkham/Telltale games. Such a great character.
Elizabeth Feller (1 year ago)
Sarcastic Alfred is best Alfred
Techhunter Talon (1 year ago)
Top 10 Father Figures :P
The Ultimate (1 year ago)
Only Alfred could get Bruce to do stuff he doesnt wanna do BECAUSE HE'S ALFRED
Zenchi-no Kame (1 year ago)
Lol Momma Alfred
Asher Tye (1 year ago)
Who can intimidate Batman? Alfred.
Nelson Productions (1 year ago)
Alfred pennyworth the only person in DC that batman would listen to
Kwasi B-R (1 year ago)
I fucking love how sarcastic Alfred is
Respectful GT (1 year ago)
alfred: do you know what time is it bruce! its past ur fking bed time dat is. LOOK! at MY! freshly cleaned floor omfg you better take a shower wash your ass and eat the soup i made for you or you get a whipping your never forget! did that girl catwoman or harley whatever their name is beat ur ass up again OOO i gotta stitch u up but i aint gonna put any pain killer this time it seems you need to learn the hard way! batman: is that sarcasm? alfred: fk NO! get your aSS TO the table now batbitch
Cameron Cutler (1 year ago)
Bat: I am Darkness! I am the night! I AM B- Alfred: Yes of course you are Master Bruce, now will that be Camomile or Green? Bat:.............Green...................imbatma- Alfred: What was that sir? Bat:.........please
Cameron Cutler (1 year ago)
If the JLA protects the world.... and Batman>The rest of the League.. and Alfred>Batman... Alfred runs the world confirmed.
thats awesome, How Batman respects Alfred😂
Mr Spacely (1 year ago)
To us, Batman is one of the greatest op heroes to ever have walked the Earth. To Alfred, Batman is just a teenager who wants to play video games rather than do chores. 🤣😆
Shashank Sonnappa (1 year ago)
I can see Jeremy irons here...he is an amazing Alfred!!
Chad NotChat (1 year ago)
Top 1 most powerful anime beings ever created
Battlewars37 (1 year ago)
Alfreds such a dad
Folder (1 year ago)
Like seriously, just imagine being raised by this man and having to put up with all that sarcasm and sass and knowing there is nothing you can do about it because you always have it coming x'D lol
Andrew Coetzee (1 year ago)
In one comic batman in a joke said he could fire Alfred if he brought a subject up again. Response was "no you wont"
The Joester (1 year ago)
I love it when Alfred is sarcastic like that 😂
Jorge (1 year ago)
Only Alfred gets to grown Batman
Battlebourne (1 year ago)
Alfred is the greatest.
Number Muncher (1 year ago)
Alfred's the Best!
Edward Gaines (1 year ago)
Wow, what a mother hen!
toddsmitts (1 year ago)
*Superman:* How on earth do you get him to cooperate like that? *Alfred:* Because I'm Alfred.
Heroic Spirit EMIYA (1 year ago)
Alfred best dad
SoulBrotha91 (1 year ago)
Effin Alfred Lol. Gotta love him. And how he acts this way time after time with a completely straight face on is beyond me
Epic Walrus (4 months ago)
I guess he's used to it by now so I doubt it fazes him anymore. Just another day's work.
ella rose Adar (1 year ago)
"You can eat while you brood." Lol
Type1Eagle (1 year ago)
Alfred is the best
Abeselom Alene (1 year ago)
Batman can have prep time for 20 years but still can't do jack shit to alfred
AsgersWeb (1 year ago)

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